The Adventures of The Caleb

I am THE Caleb. The last one you'll ever want to know...

I will not follow you just because you follow me. If you do not like that then move on.

Let us not talk about anything too serious... I don't want to mess it up for you.

I live in a house that is over a hundred years old in Kansas City, MO.

I write, A LOT, but you will only see bits and pieces.

I LOVE plants and books. My "office" at home is filled with both.

Most of the time I'm moodier than any woman

As much as I try to fight it I will be the ruler of the Universe... Sorry, but it's going to happen.

I am a dreamer and often feel more comfortable in my own mind.

My heroes and the people I look up to are the imaginative creatures in my head.

Lastly I am looking for penpals. If you want to be mine send me an e-mail and I'll send you my address.

calthas@gmail.com
~ Thursday, March 25 ~
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twistmywords: andrewvache: (alla1 / spiceupyourlife / pertoleum / savagemike / babylonisburning / jewjewbees) 20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size New Orleans Washington DC San Diego New York City Phoenix Portland Atlanta San Francisco Chicago St. Louis Seattle Miami Indianapolis Columbus Boston Denver Los Angeles Detroit Philadelphia Dallas/Ft. Worth What the fuck? Why is Phoenix in Utah?!  There was a coup whilst you were sleeping.  If you notice Oklahoma, Texas, and Arkansas aren’t listed.  That’s because they don’t even know what condomns are.

twistmywords:

andrewvache:

(alla1 / spiceupyourlife / pertoleum / savagemike / babylonisburning / jewjewbees)

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

  1. New Orleans
  2. Washington DC
  3. San Diego
  4. New York City
  5. Phoenix
  6. Portland
  7. Atlanta
  8. San Francisco
  9. Chicago
  10. St. Louis
  11. Seattle
  12. Miami
  13. Indianapolis
  14. Columbus
  15. Boston
  16. Denver
  17. Los Angeles
  18. Detroit
  19. Philadelphia
  20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

What the fuck? Why is Phoenix in Utah?!

 There was a coup whilst you were sleeping.

 If you notice Oklahoma, Texas, and Arkansas aren’t listed.  That’s because they don’t even know what condomns are.


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  1. mymindminding reblogged this from myraggedythief
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  4. actionfigureannie reblogged this from fuckyeahdc
  5. nietzschesmoustache reblogged this from pretentiousnonsense and added:
    20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size New Orleans Washington...New York City Phoenix Portland...
  6. cammer reblogged this from littlehollybaba and added:
    I’ve lived in 5 of the top 15 at some point…not bad.
  7. bryceluxe reblogged this from shana--e
  8. signedmaima reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    THIS DEFINiTELY made me CHUCKLE…. funny thing is im tryna live in SAN DIEGO after i leave DC lol ;} OUT LOUD!!!!
  9. vegimeat reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    david, i hope you see this
  10. fib reblogged this from drinkthe-koolaid and added:
    20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size New Orleans Washington...San Diego New York City Phoenix...
  11. popculture reblogged this from xntrek
  12. melissamayhem reblogged this from undercover-ginger and added:
    Phoenix, here I come…..? ……however, this shows Phoenix as somewhere in Utah.
  13. undercover-ginger reblogged this from elizablr and added:
    9th Ward representing New Orleans at #1.
  14. apollinairerave reblogged this from 100percenthipster and added:
    you know, all the black people… sorry couldn’t help myself
  15. ashleelisbeth reblogged this from diq
  16. kissyqueen reblogged this from fuckyeahdc
  17. elizablr reblogged this from jenmcnasty and added:
    Interesting…..
  18. nailtipflips reblogged this from fuckyeahdc and added:
    Um. I can assure you the data for DC is DEAD AZZ WRONG. Besides, any data from condomania.com is inconsistent for DC cuz...
  19. ohjennylynn reblogged this from jasmine-blu and added:
    uhh, phoenix is in arizona, not utah…
  20. jwchannx3 reblogged this from ohmaimaix3 and added:
    LMFAO ! at least Portlands not last .
  21. ohmaimaix3 reblogged this from jasmine-blu and added:
    Go Portland !
  22. winkingbear reblogged this from jasmine-blu and added:
    why is Phoenix in Utah? Phoenix is not in Utah. this is liesss.
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