The Adventures of The Caleb

I am THE Caleb. The last one you'll ever want to know...

I will not follow you just because you follow me. If you do not like that then move on.

Let us not talk about anything too serious... I don't want to mess it up for you.

I live in a house that is over a hundred years old in Kansas City, MO.

I write, A LOT, but you will only see bits and pieces.

I LOVE plants and books. My "office" at home is filled with both.

Most of the time I'm moodier than any woman

As much as I try to fight it I will be the ruler of the Universe... Sorry, but it's going to happen.

I am a dreamer and often feel more comfortable in my own mind.

My heroes and the people I look up to are the imaginative creatures in my head.

Lastly I am looking for penpals. If you want to be mine send me an e-mail and I'll send you my address.

calthas@gmail.com
~ Friday, February 19 ~
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barelysarcasm: daveholmes: OPPOSITE OF FANTASTIC. That guy’s got a lot of nerve.  (no, but srsly - look at that thing holding the sign… if it weren’t for gay dudes she would have never had a date to a dance in her life.  Cheer up, Fag Hag, just because they’d rather marry a guy than you doesn’t make it wrong, it just makes you pathetic.) *this is how I approach being socially liberal and still offensive.  What’s a fake man?

barelysarcasm:

daveholmes:

OPPOSITE OF FANTASTIC.

That guy’s got a lot of nerve.  (no, but srsly - look at that thing holding the sign… if it weren’t for gay dudes she would have never had a date to a dance in her life.  Cheer up, Fag Hag, just because they’d rather marry a guy than you doesn’t make it wrong, it just makes you pathetic.)

*this is how I approach being socially liberal and still offensive.

 What’s a fake man?


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  1. spitzenprodukte reblogged this from mynameispeter
  2. amomenttothink reblogged this from notentirely and added:
    I object to the use of the word beard here.
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  7. mariamercedeslara reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    Beard-vertising at CPAC: The only way for a conservative gal to get a date these days.
  8. notentirely reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    real men don’t need beards.
  9. vesania reblogged this from mynameispeter and added:
    she’s ugly. nuff said.
  10. mynameispeter reblogged this from funtime and added:
    Real men never marry.
  11. aaronbendele reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    …and REAL UGLY WOMEN HOLD HATE SIGNS.
  12. peterhassett reblogged this from daveholmes
  13. fadesandspins reblogged this from duckydoo and added:
    barelysarcasm:daveholmes...NOT FUCKING COOL.
  14. thecaleb reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    What’s a fake man?
  15. yellowhat reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    You know, maybe she can’t read the sign from that angle? Surely that must be the answer. Or, it’s a photoshop, maybe? I...
  16. duckydoo reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    I would, in my opinion, believe it would take a real man to take it up the ass. I mean, really, it’s not every day you...
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    If there’s anything that people need to learn from Elisabeth Hasselbeck it’s that only cute girls are allowed to have...
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