The Adventures of The Caleb

I am THE Caleb. The last one you'll ever want to know...

I will not follow you just because you follow me. If you do not like that then move on.

Let us not talk about anything too serious... I don't want to mess it up for you.

I live in a house that is over a hundred years old in Kansas City, MO.

I write, A LOT, but you will only see bits and pieces.

I LOVE plants and books. My "office" at home is filled with both.

Most of the time I'm moodier than any woman

As much as I try to fight it I will be the ruler of the Universe... Sorry, but it's going to happen.

I am a dreamer and often feel more comfortable in my own mind.

My heroes and the people I look up to are the imaginative creatures in my head.

Lastly I am looking for penpals. If you want to be mine send me an e-mail and I'll send you my address.

calthas@gmail.com
~ Monday, January 9 ~
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tutmondigo: brainlettings: crazyblurryme: Nancy Reagan looked into the camera and told us, “Just say no.” You know what happens when you tell me what to do, right?! The mother fucking opposite! I’m saying YES to ALLLLLLLL the sex!!! “you said ‘dude.’” I don’t even know what that means. It is a graphic novel though. Do we mean “real” book? Cairon, the old black centaur, sank back on his bed of furs as Artax’s hoofbeats were dying away. Umm… What? He went back over his analogy again, altering it slightly, gesturing as he spoke. Many edible underground parts contain appreciable amounts of a non-digestible complex carbohydrate called inulin (not insulin).

tutmondigo:

brainlettings:

crazyblurryme:

Nancy Reagan looked into the camera and told us, “Just say no.”

You know what happens when you tell me what to do, right?! The mother fucking opposite! I’m saying YES to ALLLLLLLL the sex!!!

“you said ‘dude.’”

I don’t even know what that means. It is a graphic novel though. Do we mean “real” book?

Cairon, the old black centaur, sank back on his bed of furs as Artax’s hoofbeats were dying away.

Umm… What?

He went back over his analogy again, altering it slightly, gesturing as he spoke.

Many edible underground parts contain appreciable amounts of a non-digestible complex carbohydrate called inulin (not insulin).


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    ^^lmao “The focus confirmation light blinks and focus is not achieved.” …I’m working with an adhd robot? What?
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    ‘Filthy liquid mess that had the appearance of vomit.’
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    “The jury voted acquittal.” That’ll teach me to keep a Howard Zinn book nearby.
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    beyoundourcontrol: “She was exactly like a child.” WTH ?!!!
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    Ohhh boy. Okay, nearest book…-looks around-…Oh god. “Containerized plants on their own are nice, but you can greatly...
  16. joe-silence reblogged this from gohomekiki and added:
    “But not me about Roger.” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?
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    All those misalignment add up to create a visually messy page.
  18. gohomekiki reblogged this from thecaleb and added:
    Um. The book closest to me is missing pages 31-56. This does not bode well.
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    Many edible underground parts contain appreciable amounts of a non-digestible complex carbohydrate called inulin (not...
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    Plus, of course, my invaluable mentoring services.
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