The Adventures of The Caleb

I am THE Caleb. The last one you'll ever want to know...

I will not follow you just because you follow me. If you do not like that then move on.

Let us not talk about anything too serious... I don't want to mess it up for you.

I live in a house that is over a hundred years old in Kansas City, MO.

I write, A LOT, but you will only see bits and pieces.

I LOVE plants and books. My "office" at home is filled with both.

Most of the time I'm moodier than any woman

As much as I try to fight it I will be the ruler of the Universe... Sorry, but it's going to happen.

I am a dreamer and often feel more comfortable in my own mind.

My heroes and the people I look up to are the imaginative creatures in my head.

Lastly I am looking for penpals. If you want to be mine send me an e-mail and I'll send you my address.

calthas@gmail.com
~ Friday, July 31 ~
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shanarama: wreckandsalvage: paulytamale: fuckyeahmichigan: michaelikesit: The Michigan Left Often maligned, often misunderstood, the Michigan Left Turn is an operation which causes much consternation among out-of-state drivers and nary a second thought from locals. Developed in Michigan in 1960, these turning set-ups exist across the entire state, from Niles to Escanaba and from Detroit to Marquette. I love Michigan Lefts so much. The slogan for the Michigan Left: I HOPE YOU LIKE MERGING! Also remember flashing red on left hand turns is a yield to oncoming traffic (not a mutual stop with oncoming traffic). Also the yellow after a flashing red means fucking gun it because you’re about to get the green arrow! In some places the flashing red has been replaced with a flashing yellow arrow system with all kinds of flashing and solid arrows. Basically if you come to Michigan just sit at an intersection until someone honks at you. Shit is like Road Warrior. Perfect timing.  Heading back to the Great Lakes State tonight!  Michigan Lefts abound!  I’ve seen this pop up on my page three times now and can’t keep quiet about this anymore.  What the hell is wrong with people?  I find driving to be painful as is but I think if I had to deal with this I might just stop all together.

shanarama:

wreckandsalvage:

paulytamale:

fuckyeahmichigan:

michaelikesit:

The Michigan Left

Often maligned, often misunderstood, the Michigan Left Turn is an operation which causes much consternation among out-of-state drivers and nary a second thought from locals. Developed in Michigan in 1960, these turning set-ups exist across the entire state, from Niles to Escanaba and from Detroit to Marquette.

I love Michigan Lefts so much.

The slogan for the Michigan Left: I HOPE YOU LIKE MERGING!

Also remember flashing red on left hand turns is a yield to oncoming traffic (not a mutual stop with oncoming traffic). Also the yellow after a flashing red means fucking gun it because you’re about to get the green arrow! In some places the flashing red has been replaced with a flashing yellow arrow system with all kinds of flashing and solid arrows. Basically if you come to Michigan just sit at an intersection until someone honks at you. Shit is like Road Warrior.

Perfect timing.  Heading back to the Great Lakes State tonight!  Michigan Lefts abound!

 I’ve seen this pop up on my page three times now and can’t keep quiet about this anymore.  What the hell is wrong with people?  I find driving to be painful as is but I think if I had to deal with this I might just stop all together.


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    I don’t see why people think they’re complicated, they’re not.
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    lmfao I love when people get massively confused at our better way of doing things.
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    wtf? how do you even?
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    Ez a michigan turn bazdmeg az egyik legnagyobb baromság amerikában (majdnem írtam róla egy blogposzt).
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  17. thecaleb reblogged this from shanarama and added:
    I’ve seen this pop up on my page three times now and can’t keep quiet about this anymore. What the hell is wrong with...
  18. shanarama reblogged this from wreckandsalvage and added:
    Perfect timing. Heading back to the Great Lakes State tonight! Michigan Lefts abound!
  19. wreckandsalvage reblogged this from paulytamale and added:
    Also remember flashing red on left hand turns is a yield to oncoming traffic (not a mutual stop with oncoming traffic)....
  20. january20th reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    These do work, and it’s not as complicated as it seems. This type of intersection reduces the time spent trying to turn...
  21. mattgorman reblogged this from walex and added:
    Roundabouts would slow traffic down too much, the goal here is to keep traffic flowing across the divided highway as...
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  24. rhapsodyinj reblogged this from menstrom and added:
    One of the many reasons that I hated having to travel in Michigan so much for my first job. Stupid stupid stupid.
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    Only a civil engineer would think that a right + 2 lefts is more efficient than 1 left. If your concern is safety: Round...
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    I hate civil engineers so much.
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    These things are freakin FANTASTIC!
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