February 2010
“I would invite the government to tour my encampment. I would also offer them...”
– Me continuing on the same track as the previous post.
No faith in me
Me: I want the 258 acres
Amy: No
Me: I could have a cult out there worshiping me.
Amy: I know, and you would.
Me: I would have them will me all their estates and they would worship toast. I would be the Prophet of the Toast.
Amy: No
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different...”
– Albert Einstein (But I found it in an article about exercise…point taken) (via missmaxx)
Dinner
Thanks to c-quoia and her latests posts, part of dinner will consist of a spinach, onion, and garlic quiche
January 2010
Was lazing about watching the tumblr radar
And I saw a picture go by and when I saw this particular picture this is what went through my head:
…
“The World I live in is an imaginary world. A world were dreams and nightmares walk hand in hand.”
way cool site if youre bored. →
amycarr:
brain-food:
(via broday)
haha, stare at it for 20 seconds and it really does look like you’re underwater once you look off your screen. I almost got motion sickness.
Ha! Love it!
Caleb: I'm going to be so crafty now.
Caleb: I have a saw, some screws, and a drill.
Me (mumblilng under my breath): fuck
...
Photo of said stuff to follow
Holiday Inn to Offer Human Bed Warmers :... →
I like this idea a lot
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I'm not a Parent (thankfully)
But I think that if you start talking to your child when they are 15 years old about how they are now old enough to start learning respect for family, friends, elderly, and self you are a little too late.
cursivebuildings:
Sticks & Stones
The fire alarm in the bedroom begins chirping after a morning shower. Funny that water vapor hits the very same spots as fire vapor, seeing as the two are such opposing elements. Anyway. I put down the coffee cup. I grab a hand towel on my way through the kitchen & use it to fan the nervous device - the alarm saying ‘hey I’m about to freak out man’ -...
I have an awesome girlfriend
She took me out for lunch and bought me a potpie and chocolate. Two things I absolutely love.
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Awkward uncomfortable angry moment.
I am a mathamatical retard. Actually it looks like I have almost ever symptom of dyscalculia, but whatever I’ve done just fine as long as I am not asked to do anything involving computation. Well the president of the company asked me to figure out why a certain percantage was showing up the way it was… First off I didn’t put it there I just sell the stupid things not figure all...
I hate it
when I am asked a question I can’t answer and I have absolutely no way to get the answer
“Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write...”
– Mark Twain
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better,...”
– Dr. Seuss (via amycarr)
Study Offers Insight Into the Color of Dinosaurs -... →
dyfl:
Speaking of awesome things in full color!
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
– Mark Twain
I was told not to answer the current message so as...
So I’ll answer it indirectly. I may not ever understand the full depth of it but I have a good idea. In the end I guess just knowing gives me a smile.
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Song that Confused Me as a Child
Karma Chameleon By Culture Club
The confusion: When he sang “I’m a man”
This totally threw me as a child because I just KNEW it was a woman.
“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they...”
– Mark Twain
I don’t like children but I do love a child’s imagination.
“D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you...”
– The Catcher in the Rye
I don’t just feel like Salinger died, I feel like Holden did. And I guess I am one of those silly, predictable girls who is tremendously sad at that. I feel protective, apologetic for this book. Still so defensive of its merit and voice in the face of today’s snobbish jaded...