January 2012
“If it was not for my behavior you would have less to compare your righteous...”
– Me
Oh the joys of dog ownership
The dogs were playing tug of war with a dead squirrel
vexednglorious replied to your post: Sometimes I can’t help myself and words just fall out of my mouth
I find your behavior amusing. I can relate.
AH a fellow demented person!
Probably a good thing
I didn’t share the emo stocking stuffer story from Lowes or the shout out of “I understand why some animals eat their young” story from the yogurt shop
Sometimes I can't help myself and words just fall...
And apparently while some people find this behaviour amusing others think I’m just being mean and offensive. Which I don’t mean to be it just happens.
Example: Today picked up bagels for the department. At the bagel place there is this guy that really annoys me. Generally I don’t say anything to him but what he says to me makes me want to punch him. Today he asked me what I did...
I reached an all time new weird for me
I got excited about kangaroo digestion.
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Shelling Acorns
Been shelling the acorns that I gathered in the fall. They are all finally dry. Doing a slower method of shelling them just to get a rhythmic meditation going.
Sadly the majority of the white acorns are not salvageable. They must have already been spoiling before I even started the drying process. That’s the problem with White Oaks. The fat content is higher so if you don’t get to...
Adventurs of Ink - Defender against thunder birds
We had a thunder storm roll through. First we’ve had since I adopted Ink. It was interesting. There would be a flash of lightning or a boom of thunder and he would run to the windows in the kitchen and bark at the sky. I would tell him no and he would come back to me just happy with himself that he chased away the grumbling flashing monster in the sky.
He did this a few times. I would...
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Americans, we helped you and spread awareness... →
p1nupgrls:
czarofdeath:
Post by gamzeemakara
Please help. We won’t be able to send you BBC and European TV and stuff if this passes. As my friend said, this is dangerous and scary.
I’m not sure how to set one up, someone please make a petition.
Passing on
0ver-doze:
Anonymous takes down DOJ, Universal Music, RIAA,... →
p1nupgrls:
nudityandnerdery:
I don’t necessarily endorse everything Anonymous does, or is doing. But between yesterday and today, I feel like there’s an important lesson about how far the internet can be pushed before it fights back. We may not be fighting for the right causes, and we’re certainly missing out on some topics we should have an opinion on. But it’s interesting to see that the...
“And one more thing I want to be clear about- I know who I am. I am just a very...”
– Christopher Titus - also I think I’m going to steal this line
Watched the whole Love is Evol routine by...
Thought it was hilarious. I LOVE Christopher Titus.
Went to Waldo Pizza and sat at the bar in the Tap...
It was amusing. I sat at the end of the bar and a couple of waitresses would stand at the end of the bar and talk. I learned a lot about the behind the scenes there. They would also break out into disney’s beauty and the beast songs.
Coldest night of the season
And my neighborhood blacked out… Twice! Went in total Save the plants save the pipes mode both times. Then couldn’t get back to sleep.
jmbalfour replied to your photo: Took this Monday. Vario and Ink. Yes Vario is…
Growing so fast!
I know! He’s going to be tall. Look at those legs!
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Officer one: So we are taking him in. He was cussing and putting up a fight. Would you identify him for us? Oh he has rap too already, breaking and entering, assault, threatening police officers with a deadly weapon.
Me: sure
Officer two: I'll need to take down all your information (takes all my info)
Officer One: So juvenile detention will call you and probably want you to identify him again (drones on and on and on).
Me: *thinking I should have just killed the two of them myself and claimed self defense it would have been less hassle but with a smile* Oh okay.
Oh the police caught one of the kids
I’m a “witness” and this kid has a rep for violence and breaking into things.
Add to the wonderfulness of this evening
Ink has diarrhea. Rather explosive at that… WHY did he have to go IN the toy box.
Paint a target on my house
So I saw some teenagers trying to break into the vacant house next to my house. First I yelled at them. They being stupid teenagers took off towards the back of the property. SO I called the police. They took forever to show up by that point the teenagers had gone up the street across from my house. The police are talking to one of them now.
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Dear Angry Driver
I’m sorry you chose to get on the highway at 4:00 and are seemingly in a reckless hurry to get wherever. Let me begin by saying be thankful that I cleaned out the front part of my car recently, haven’t made it to the back yet and you better be glad I have short arms, otherwise I would have thrown something out the window at you. Yes I’m that kind of crazy. Let me explain my...