Caleb's convo at work
C (while showing a wedding band that another coworker is trying to sell): Want to marry Amy?
Caleb: I’m not the marrying type.
C to L: He’s not the marrying type.
L: Well why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
C: True, gosh that’s an old saying.
L: I tried to convince my husband of that and he said, ‘I have to fence in that cow.’ And I said, ‘honey you just called me a cow.’
Caleb: To continue with this euphemism; I like my cow to be free-ranged.
Dec 2nd