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Reblogged from Singular Notions

amycarr:

technogeeknotes:

Thought you all could use a little humor!

How pumpkin pies are made.

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Overheard at work

I’ve been at my place of employment for 2 years and 5 months. Here are some of the craziest things I’ve heard at work:

R: I don’t exercise because my dogs have access to the back yard all day.

R (said to an employee near me): I don’t understand how this sweater has gotten so small. It has been sitting on the back of my chair for months.

F (after me telling her how the soups she eats has so much salt in it): Its okay because I water it down.

L (talking to another employee about how salty ramen noodle soups are): I don’t worry about all the salt. I drink enough coffee and coffee is a diuretic so I just pee out all the salt.

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amycarr:

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00c:

thedailywhat:

Mac Mailbox of the Day: Spotted in Te Atatu, Auckland.

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mjchamplin:

alanajoy:

Much.

Reblogged from Singular Notions

"A man’s library is a sort of harem."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882) (via amycarr)

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Reblogged from Let's Be Honest

rhapsodyinj:

My friend sent me this photo of an adorable bulldog that is for sale for $2000.

#1: Never pay that much for a dog. Especially a bulldog because it will cost you multiple times that amount in health care.

#2: The speckles on its nose show it isn’t really of champion bloodlines. So don’t fall for that crap.

#3: Adopt!

AGREED

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Reblogged from greenfog blog

I think the one thing I do that really drives home the fact that I'm not ready to have a child

greenfog:

masshole:

megwhyte:

Is washing my birth control pill down, night after night, with a large swig of beer. Nothing says “Hey potential baby, get the fuck away” like a nice IPA and the potential for fetal alcohol syndrome.

i said this to someone the other day and they looked at me like i was a bad person. oh well, no babies for me.

story of my life :) nobabiesnobabiesnobabiesnobabies!

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Reblogged from Singular Notions

amycarr:

jilllian:

Surviving the World - Recitation 34 - Book Burning

After all the Twilight books are gone I say we look for the Harry Potter books next

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glitterbubbles:

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haha happy friday all!

Reblogged from Singular Notions

amycarr:

And then of course, the Enterprise.

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Giant Snail Pies to Feed the Malnourished in Africa : TreeHugger

I would try it

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Reblogged from Singular Notions

C is for COFFEE,

amycarr:

jilllian:

that’s good enough for me!

NO it’s for CALEB. Get it straight

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matti-tat-tat:

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It’s airtight.

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amycarr:

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Reblogged from Daily Zen

"However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts."

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Henry David Thoreau

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