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amycarr:

technogeeknotes:

Thought you all could use a little humor!
How pumpkin pies are made.

amycarr:

technogeeknotes:

Thought you all could use a little humor!

How pumpkin pies are made.

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Overheard at work

I’ve been at my place of employment for 2 years and 5 months.  Here are some of the craziest things I’ve heard at work:

R: I don’t exercise because my dogs have access to the back yard all day.

R (said to an employee near me): I don’t understand how this sweater has gotten so small.  It has been sitting on the back of my chair for months.

F (after me telling her how the soups she eats has so much salt in it): Its okay because I water it down.

L (talking to another employee about how salty ramen noodle soups are): I don’t worry about all the salt.  I drink enough coffee and coffee is a diuretic so I just pee out all the salt.

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amycarr:

technogeeknotes:

00c:

thedailywhat:

Mac Mailbox of the Day: Spotted in Te Atatu, Auckland.
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amycarr:

technogeeknotes:

00c:

thedailywhat:

Mac Mailbox of the Day: Spotted in Te Atatu, Auckland.

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"A man’s library is a sort of harem."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882) (via amycarr)
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rhapsodyinj:

My friend sent me this photo of an adorable bulldog that is for sale for $2000.
#1: Never pay that much for a dog. Especially a bulldog because it will cost you multiple times that amount in health care.
#2: The speckles on its nose show it isn’t really of champion bloodlines. So don’t fall for that crap.
#3: Adopt!

AGREED

rhapsodyinj:

My friend sent me this photo of an adorable bulldog that is for sale for $2000.

#1: Never pay that much for a dog. Especially a bulldog because it will cost you multiple times that amount in health care.

#2: The speckles on its nose show it isn’t really of champion bloodlines. So don’t fall for that crap.

#3: Adopt!

AGREED

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Reblogged from greenfog blog

I think the one thing I do that really drives home the fact that I'm not ready to have a child

greenfog:

masshole:

megwhyte:

Is washing my birth control pill down, night after night, with a large swig of beer.  Nothing says “Hey potential baby, get the fuck away” like a nice IPA and the potential for fetal alcohol syndrome.

i said this to someone the other day and they looked at me like i was a bad person. oh well, no babies for me.

story of my life :)  nobabiesnobabiesnobabiesnobabies!

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amycarr:

jilllian:

Surviving the World - Recitation 34 - Book Burning


After all the Twilight books are gone I say we look for the Harry Potter books next

amycarr:

jilllian:

Surviving the World - Recitation 34 - Book Burning

After all the Twilight books are gone I say we look for the Harry Potter books next

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amycarr:

And then of course, the Enterprise.

amycarr:

And then of course, the Enterprise.

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C is for COFFEE,

amycarr:

jilllian:

that’s good enough for me!

NO it’s for CALEB.  Get it straight

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Reblogged from Daily Zen
"However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts."
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Henry David Thoreau


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